Are You FUCKING Kidding Me?

Norma| 18 | Scorpio | best rapper alive lol

nayomiejade:

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

Y’all need Buffy.

(via stormafter)

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via soflymetothemoon)

komplexxitiesof-kwest:

lovechrae:

@chrisbrownofficial: @bobby_shmurda #freebreezyhoe thuggin in ST Tropez

FREE BREEZY HOE

(via nigga-are-you-even-kawaii)

collegehumor:

Committing crimes against your patience since the internet was born!

Finish reading The Internet’s Most Wanted

indifferentblackman:

reallymang:

d you know how bold as fuckm y cousin is?

I thought I lost my hair scissors for THE LONGEST TIME, but I find them in her room a couple days ago (she ain’t even ask to use them) so I took them back and put them in my room

and I go reach for it yesterday and its gone

I go in her room and I find it AGAIN

like how you openly steal something twice?

Kick her door in and tell that bitch to call Tyrone

She don’t deserve to live in the same vicinity as someone if she keep stealing shit

ANON TEXT GAME

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Rules : Message me your phone number on anon, I’ll text you for a week without knowing who you are or what you look like to only get to know your personality . At the end of the week you can send me a picture of you

(Source: photochildx)

lifehacksandfacts:

This police officer used some of the weed he confiscated to make pot brownies. He and his wife had a little too much, and the resulting 911 call is hilarious.

Click here for more»

(via kushandwizdom)

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

(via kawaii-thvg)

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