Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good.
Yeah… still good.
fuck you for leaving. fuck you for coming back. fuck you for getting my hopes up. fuck you for leaving AGAIN. fuck you for making me think it was my fault.
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved